Okay here are the first bunch of quotes. I got these courtesy of Brian.
"I don't wank!....O.K.I do wank."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<wank><wank>"Oh my God,Nick,err,GO AWAY!!"
"What stain,what curtains!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"