| What do you call a Lada with a sunroof? | A skip! |
| What do you call a Lada with a sunroof and twin exhaust pipes? | A Wheelbarrow! |
| Why does a Lada have a heated rear screen? | To warm your hands while you're pushing it! |
| What's the difference between a Lada and a hedgehog? | A hedgehog has the pricks on the outside! |
| How do you double the value of a Lada? | Fill it with petrol! |
| What is the similarity between a Lada and a bathtub? | You cannot step out of either one in a public place. |
| How can you tell a man driving a Lada? | He wears dark sunglasses. |
| How can you tell a Lada driver from the other people wearing dark sunglasses? | He doesn't have a white cane. |
| What's on the last page of a Lada owner's manual? | The bus schedule! |
I'm sure there are a lot more Lada jokes out there. If you know any can you please e-mail them to me. With thanks to Scott Kirkwood of Ontario for the four latest editions.
NO Copyright Tim Anderson 1998.